Macaroni and cheeses for baby Jesus! I was wrong!
Krispy Kreme l Causeway Bay l Hong Kong
I had a dream that I was walking along the beach with baby Jesus. I said to baby Jesus, “I’m fading here. I really need a taste of home. Nothing’s cutting it here. Everything is wrong. Mcdonald’s special sandwich has a bun made of rice cakes! Why can’t I find solace?” Jesus replied, “Look back my child. Do you not see our footprints in the sand? And where you see only one set of footprints, that’s where I left and opened a Krispy Kreme in Hong Kong so that you could have melt in your mouth Donuts and a proper strong cup of coffee when you were fading. Do you not remember when you use to drive all the way down to Seattle just to get your hands on their soft, ethereal goodness and you would bring them back for your diabetic uncle? Maybe that part wasn’t so thoughtful of you but do you remember?” Oh thank you baby Jesus. Thank you.
3 comments:
You shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain. Especially when you have been touching yourself.
What about *$'s? Aren't they all over the fucking place? Can't you get coffee there?
Sodomite.
There was no blasphemy in his entry. So is he going to hell? Most definitely.
C U there.
leung. you have to find the donut for your diabetic uncle. he's coming soon !
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